Saturday, June 2, 2007

Mike Matusow accuses Gus Hansen of being controlled by aliens! Funny Stuff! Mike Matusow is worth all the extra money they give him to entertain.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2569001605: Table Pearl (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 19:58:25 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($60,987.50)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($20,991)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow ($57,989.50)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 6: thecranium ($24,143)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $500
thecranium posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Mike Matusow: i am
howisitfeellike folds
Mike Matusow: hes my friend
Gus Hansen raises to $2,000
Mike Matusow: an i love hi
livingonjsandqs has returned
Mike Matusow folds
thecranium calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7d 6h]
Mike Matusow: but i think hes cracked
thecranium has 15 seconds left to act
thecranium checks
Gus Hansen bets $1,000
thecranium has 15 seconds left to act
thecranium folds
Uncalled bet of $1,000 returned to Gus Hansen
Gus Hansen mucks
Gus Hansen wins the pot ($4,498)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,500 | Rake $2
Board: [Ac 7d 6h]
Seat 2: howisitfeellike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen (button) collected ($4,498), mucked
Seat 4: Mike Matusow (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs is sitting out
Seat 6: thecranium (big blind) folded on the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2569007146: Table Pearl (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 19:59:15 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($60,987.50)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($23,489)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow ($57,489.50)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs ($40,000)
Seat 6: thecranium ($22,143)
thecranium posts the small blind of $500
howisitfeellike posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Mike Matusow: a- HES JUST A FKING IDIOT AND I DONT THIN K HE IS
Gus Hansen folds
Mike Matusow folds
thecranium has 15 seconds left to act
thecranium raises to $2,000
howisitfeellike calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [6h Td 3c]
Mike Matusow: B- hes on drugs and i dont think he is
thecranium bets $1,000
howisitfeellike calls $1,000
*** TURN *** [6h Td 3c] [Js]
thecranium checks
howisitfeellike bets $2,000
thecranium calls $2,000
*** RIVER *** [6h Td 3c Js] [9h]
thecranium bets $2,000
howisitfeellike calls $2,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thecranium shows [Qd 4s 8c 5c] (a straight, Queen high)
howisitfeellike mucks
thecranium wins the pot ($13,998) with a straight, Queen high
Mike Matusow: C- he got a money print press , and i dont think he does
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14,000 | Rake $2
Board: [6h Td 3c Js 9h]
Seat 2: howisitfeellike (big blind) mucked
Seat 3: Gus Hansen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs is sitting out
Seat 6: thecranium (small blind) collected ($13,998)
Full Tilt Poker Game #2569014908: Table Pearl (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 20:00:24 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($53,487.50)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($23,989)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow ($57,489.50)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs ($40,000)
Seat 6: thecranium ($29,141)
Gus Hansen posts the small blind of $500
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
thecranium folds
howisitfeellike folds
Gus Hansen calls $500
Mike Matusow: or D- hes been taken over by aliens that have never played poker and r using him for a experiment
Mike Matusow checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 5h 8d]
Gus Hansen checks
Mike Matusow bets $1,000
Gus Hansen folds
Uncalled bet of $1,000 returned to Mike Matusow
Mike Matusow mucks
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($1,998)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,000 | Rake $2
Board: [3d 5h 8d]
Seat 2: howisitfeellike (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Mike Matusow (big blind) collected ($1,998), mucked
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs is sitting out
Seat 6: thecranium didn't bet (folded)
Full Tilt Poker Game #2569019048: Table Pearl (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 20:01:00 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($53,487.50)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($22,989)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow ($58,487.50)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs ($40,000)
Seat 6: thecranium ($29,141)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $500
livingonjsandqs posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #3
Mike Matusow: i really think its D
*** HOLE CARDS ***
thecranium folds
howisitfeellike folds
Gus Hansen raises to $2,000
Mike Matusow calls $1,500
livingonjsandqs folds
*** FLOP *** [Js Kc 2d]
Mike Matusow checks
Gus Hansen bets $1,000
Mike Matusow raises to $2,000
Gus Hansen raises to $3,000
Mike Matusow calls $1,000
*** TURN *** [Js Kc 2d] [6s]
Mike Matusow checks
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen checks
*** RIVER *** [Js Kc 2d 6s] [6c]
Mike Matusow checks
Gus Hansen checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gus Hansen shows [5c Ad 9d 2c] (two pair, Sixes and Twos)
Mike Matusow shows [4d Ac 5d Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($10,997) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,000 | Rake $3
Board: [Js Kc 2d 6s 6c]
Seat 2: howisitfeellike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen (button) showed [5c Ad 9d 2c] and lost with HI: two pair, Sixes and Twos
Seat 4: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [4d Ac 5d Jh] and won ($10,997) with HI: two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: thecranium didn't bet (folded)
Full Tilt Poker Game #2569026476: Table Pearl (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 20:02:07 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($53,487.50)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($17,989)
Seat 4: Mike Matusow ($64,484.50)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs ($39,000)
Seat 6: thecranium ($29,141)
livingonjsandqs posts the small blind of $500
thecranium posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
howisitfeellike folds
Mike Matusow: gus u get cked rs the u fold u had nothing man its alien infested
Mike Matusow: im calling my shrink
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen raises to $2,000
Mike Matusow folds
livingonjsandqs raises to $3,000
thecranium folds
Gus Hansen raises to $4,000
livingonjsandqs calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9c 7h]
Mike Matusow: yes
livingonjsandqs checks
Gus Hansen checks
*** TURN *** [Tc 9c 7h] [6h]
livingonjsandqs bets $2,000
Mike Matusow: and im phils shrink
Gus Hansen calls $2,000
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9c 7h 6h] [6d]
livingonjsandqs checks
Gus Hansen bets $2,000
livingonjsandqs raises to $4,000
Gus Hansen: lol
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen calls $2,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
livingonjsandqs shows [Kh As 5c 4s] (a pair of Sixes)
Gus Hansen shows [3d 2d 6s 5d] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Gus Hansen wins the pot ($20,997) with three of a kind, Sixes
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21,000 | Rake $3
Board: [Tc 9c 7h 6h 6d]
Seat 2: howisitfeellike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen showed [3d 2d 6s 5d] and won ($20,997) with HI: three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: Mike Matusow (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: livingonjsandqs (small blind) showed [Kh As 5c 4s] and lost with HI: a pair of Sixes
Seat 6: thecranium (big blind) folded before the Flop

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